memory lane

one of most mind boggling things
that prolly will boggle me to my grave
will be whatever that hath happen to me and M
one some friend send me a link
to chance upon that lost friend
has it been 8 years already?

ke xi

i felt a little wasted
when i sold off my last pair of
this



and this



especially so for Kiss of Death
i aint into this shoe
till G man brought it in
im contemplating about owning it
but as of now it left the stock room
nah i'll just have my hockneys eh

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DANG
the japanese girl in amazing race asia 2
of the brother and sister team
IS HOT

Universal Truths

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every man has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool while picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

Lunar 2008 whaddup

first word into the rat year
again im missing spending CNY in singapore
i missed the build up to it as well
somehow im not hearing the new year ringing music
plus work main and side was overwhelming
meeting and dealing took the toil on me
im looking at the profit
aint too shabby aint too good
so should i diversify?
hell yea i should
first blood is to finish the BOOK
plus the other guy is in norway
while i think of someway to explode back 8th+1 into the scene
one of the things im still in it
is cos i get shit like im a hype genius
marketing genius
yaya dont spill crap on me when you dont know what im doing
you hear of the late night toils
meeting and dealing toils
entertaining STUPID questions
meeting STUPID fuckers at times
kinda make you think whether your share of the profit is worth it
the total NET aint that much in the first place!

so the partner is in norway
and i need some time to sort my life out
its been pulled so scattered away before the new year
i hardly got time to THINK of the simplest things
i wanted time in china to figure things out
the 2 most important issues in my life now
might as well be the 2 of the most important issues that my life will face
i just need time before i sleep, time on the coach, time on the plane
but as i go into these modus, i fall asleep
dont fucking underestimate the power of sleep
i use to think i own that sorry ass
but now its depriving me of my memory
so is caffinee
so now i think i got some time to figure things out
and i must
before everything is too late

THE GOOD THE BAD THE UGLY
tend to happen to me in form of memorable
like the SHIT mishap that happen in GUILIN
yea SHIT like that must happen huh haha
well there's a first to everything
i choose to shine the beneficial light on it
and it shall very well be

Guilin, Guangxi